How does one break into the confusing, esoteric world of watch nerdery? Our new column, “How to Be a Watch Guy,” aims to answer all your new watch guy questions, and help you navigate the always exciting — but sometimes intimidating, complicated, and pricey — world of watches.
For the past two years and change, my watch collection has remained the same ragtag bunch: vintage Zodiac Seawolf, two Seikos, Orient Bambino, Seagull 1963 Chronograph, Uweco Geneve, and a Filson Smoky the Bear edition. I’m proud of it. A lot of us watch collectors do it this way, collecting as we go. We get what we get. A few things we just had to have, a few that fell into our laps.
Most of these watches are special to me in some way. The Zodiac was an engagement gift from my fiancee, with an engraved back. The Seiko Sea Urchin was my first watch. The Uweco Geneve was my grandfather’s. The other Seiko was my dad’s. The Smoky watch is too big for me, but cool anyway.

And I love them all. But I haven’t worn most of them in more than a year. I can’t afford to buy a new watch right now, but like every watch collector ever, I have a low-lying hunger to own something new. So I started thinking: There must be a lot of other people like me out there. Maybe they’d want to trade watches.
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A trade would be fantastic. Since I don’t collect for financial reasons, I wouldn’t need to flip for big money. I’m sick of the brand new Rolexes of the watch world, anyway. I would simply take one or two of the watches I never wear, swap them with a new friend, and find something scuffed and cool and funky — and quench my thirst for new watches without spending a dime.