The time is nigh upon us — the season when the Crown shall bestow its horological ephemera upon we mere serfs. Rejoice! Rejoice!
No, but for real. New Rolex watches. If that doesn’t get your juices flowing, what does? Quality time with your children? Phhhhhhh.
2022 is shaping up to be a doozy. It’s been three freakin’ years since we’ve had a live, in-person, Swiss watch industry get-together — the type where we watch-nerd-writer-people descend upon Geneva to eat exhibition-hall sushi and mainline espresso for 16 hours a day so that we can tell you people how the watches are in person. (Because God only knows most of them won’t be available for purchase at retail from an authorized dealer. That would be too much! You’ll just have to read about ‘em on Gear Patrol.)
Last year, if you recall, was fairly subdued: We did get a return to the old 36mm Explorer — plus a two-toned version — and a new Explorer II, in time for that model’s 40th anniversary. Could this year yield more fireworks?
As usual, our guess is as good as yours. (Well, that’s not quite true — we’re paid to do this sort of thing. We’re professionals, okay? Sheesh.) But we do have a few educated guesses. So join us on a journey into the theoretical, a trip into the magic horological kingdom of the Crown, a thought experiment in—
Ok, I’m done. Here we go.