5 Comfy and Stylish Slip-Ons That Aren’t Named After a Reptile

Crocs aren’t back in style because they never were in style.

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I don’t care what GQ says. I don’t care if Chris Black wears them. Crocs are atrocious. They’re not back in style because they never were in style. You can do better; there exist alternatives that give your feet similar freedom, breathability and nonchalance. And none of them have gaping holes in them.

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Boston by Birkenstock $105

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Bostonian by Yuketen $220

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Bahamas Lis Marine by Paraboot $240

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Lazy Moccasins by New England Outerwear Co. $259

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Horsebit Leather Backless Loafers by Gucci $595