I’m naturally hesitant to review something I, at least at first, don’t see as necessarily necessary. A $148 dollar showerhead angled as a foundational tool for enhancing your overall wellness was the exact kind of item I’d usually overlook… until I took the test attached to it. Jolie, a new line of beauty and wellness tools from co-founders Ryan Babenzien and Arjan Singh, launched its first product, The Filtered Showerhead, alongside a quiz that surveys your local water supply. It searches for contaminants that could cause hair discoloration and damage, dry skin, acne and even dandruff — and worsen pre-existing issues like eczema or rosacea.
As I awaited the results of my Jolie water report — which they build based on your zip code — I tempered my expectations. Surely they were destined to be bad, but I had no idea just how bad. In college, we joked that our water definitely tasted different — that showering in our shared college house felt like a DIY mineral bath, marked by what appeared to be salt stains down the shower’s walls.
I’d read up on the lead levels in my adopted city’s water lines. Pittsburgh, I learned, was still ridding lead from its drinking water. In fact, it’ll be 2025 by the time lead pipes are removed from the city’s infrastructure. “In Pittsburgh, around 400-500 children are diagnosed each year with lead poisoning,” Michelle Naccarati-Chapkis, Women for a Healthy Environment’s Executive Director, told the local paper. If lead’s the leading issue, surely the chemicals Jolie strives to strip from my water are going unaddressed, I thought. And, sadly, they are.

The report for the zip code I live in — 15222, which spans all of downtown Pittsburgh and two of its auxiliary neighborhoods — returned unsatisfactory results for every single element Jolie promises to filter out: My water has 359 times the Environmental Working Group’s recommend level of Total Trihalomethanes, 153.1 times the amount of Haloacetic Acids, 279.6 times the amount of Bromodichloromethane, 26.7 times the amount of Chromium, 101.9 times the amount of Dibromochloromethane and 62.9 times the amount of Chloroform. Was I shocked? Yes. Concerned? Definitely, because although lead is obviously more pressing and significantly more dangerous — see: Flint, Michigan, for example — these are still contaminants nonetheless.
I installed Jolie immediately after reading the report — and quickly, too. The showerhead screws onto any standard US shower arm. Installing it in the apartment I’m renting, however, which has an atypical bathroom because it is ADA compliant, did require a quick trip to Home Depot; I left with 1/2 inch elbow pipe and an S-shaped shower hose. For most homes, though, Jolie can be installed by simply unscrewing the existing head, wrapping leak-sealing tape around the stem and screwing Jolie on in its place. Well, you’re probably wondering, what’s it like?
