There are over 700 Men’s Wearhouse locations in the United States of America — 1,300 if you also count Jos. A Bank storefronts, which Men’s Wearhouse also owns. They’re everywhere, just like mattress stores. But the sheer abundance of these stale suit stores isn’t a cog in some grand conspiracy. Instead, they’re pretty popular — because they’re where a lot of men buy (or rent) their first suits, and where they return when their new job, or an upcoming wedding, requires one.
It’s a familiar feeling: the compressed carpet floors, the overhead LED lights, the overflowing sale section, the racks of suits mounted above eye level, sartorial gargoyles accessible only via step ladder. To be honest, I vowed to never return to Men’s Wearhouse after I’d rented my prom suit there in 2012. Once an adult — I was 18 then, but no adult — I allowed myself to feel above it, as if my new taste for well-tailored suits entitled me to shame others for favoring an easy, affordable alternative to stuffy ateliers or complex tailor shops.
But buying a suit isn’t easy. It requires reading over dedicated how-to guides with extensive ‘terms to know’ sections. Sure, there are a number of new operations that allow you to order a custom suit online, but even then you’re left to guess how the final product will look. That’s where Men’s Wearhouse has the advantage: you can actually see the swatches hands-on and compare your custom suit to ones like it that are already in the store.

My Men’s Wearhouse Appointment:
Upon Arrival
When I showed up for my 7:00 pm appointment, I took a second to browse the store. I didn’t see the manager — Connie, a 17-year veteran of the Western Pennsylvania Men’s Wearhouse team — I was supposed to meet up with, so I watched as men slightly older than me shop the walls, or walk through custom orders with their wives over their shoulder.
Then, I was approached by a salesperson, directed her way and my appointment began. We stood at a table dedicated to custom appointments, where she could lay out fabric swatches, pull over a sample suit and take my measurements, too.