Yeti’s Gigantic, Coffin-Shaped Liquid Death Cooler Must Be Seen to Be Believed

Who among us hasn’t daydreamed of chilling 300-plus cans at once?

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Long as we can remember, Yeti has never shied away from offbeat products. Exhibit A: the Slick Horns steer head that lets you practice cattle roping on your Tundra.

We’re guessing with a bit of ice, you could squeeze in upwards of 300 cans, which oughta be enough to keep your backyard party going long after the sun sets and spirits start to rise.

Meanwhile, Liquid Death is best known for canning fruity sparkling beverages and iced teas with names like “Convicted Melon,” “Rest in Peach” and “Berry It Alive.”

So perhaps we should have guessed that when these two brands joined forces, the only logical result would be an extremely limited edition 7-foot, sarcophagus-shaped icebox dubbed the Casket Cooler — and hitting the auction block today.

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Measuring 83 inches long by 28 inches wide by 23 inches high and weighing 85 pounds, this cold coffin boasts a capacity of 435 liters, or 15.35 cubic feet.

That’s enough room to stash roughly 378 12-ounce cans or 252 19.2-ounce cans (of Liquid Death or whatever your preferred beverage is), without ice.

If you don’t have “Dead Man’s Party” on the playlist, you’re doing it wrong.

We’re guessing with a bit of ice, you could squeeze in upwards of 300 cans, which oughta be enough to keep your backyard party going long after the sun sets and spirits start to rise.

And while it is most definitely a novelty, true to the Yeti name, the Casket Cooler does not sacrifice quality. This thing boasts a 20-gauge steel exterior, Triple Foam ColdCell insulation and Yeti’s patented T-Latch lid locks.

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Hosting a party with lukewarm beverages? Over my dead body!
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Note: Those locks are on the outside. Don’t go hiding on the inside, or you might just end up putting yourself on ice.

Availability and pricing

Remember how we said extremely limited edition? We’re not kidding. There is literally one collector’s edition Casket Cooler up for auction beginning today. The bidding starts at $1,500 and closes this Friday, August 30th, at 12 p.m. Pacific time.

Put your bid in now, and with any luck you’ll be a modern day crypt keeper by Halloween.

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