Sometimes, no matter how vividly you imagine something, reality just can’t live up to the daydream. Take, for example, my recent summer trip to Italy’s glorious Dolomites.
Storied Italian bike maker Pinarello had graciously invited me — along with three dozen much more qualified journalists who cover cycling full time — there to test ride the latest edition of its legendary Dogma on the famed Sellaronda, a 52-kilometer (32-mile) loop characterized by punishing ascents and heart-pounding descents.
The pedigree of this bike is truly unassailable — 7 of the last 11 Tour de France winners have ridden some version of it — and in my mind I was cresting those mountains and bombing those downhills like the great Egan Bernal himself, feeling the rush of wind in my face, the warm summer sun on my back and probably even hearing Giuseppe Verde’s “Il trovatore” in my head as I earned a melt-in-your-mouth pasta dinner with my dominance.
While the ride could not rise to my fantasy, that is not to say the bike itself does not ascend to the vision of its makers. The reality on that front is that the Dogma F is one helluva bike.
In reality, however, I felt much more like a Rigoletto. Those climbs totally kicked my ass — and so did Mother Nature. The skies opened up halfway through the ride, assaulting us with rain, then hail as I gritted my teeth and prayed my hands would not be so frozen I couldn’t squeeze the brake levers on some snaking descent, hopelessly meeting my maker in a roadside ditch. When I finally did finish the loop, it took me a good half hour in a robe and under a hot shower before I simply stopped shivering.
But while the ride — through no one’s fault but the clouds — could not rise to my fantasy, that is not to say the bike itself does not ascend to the vision of its makers. The reality on that front is that the Dogma F is one helluva bike.
So while I’m hardly an expert on high-end racing rides, here are some key things I’ve learned about the research and development that went into creating it, the tiny tweaks introduced to improve performance in the smallest margins and the admirable artistry of premium bike building. Oh, and my own impressions after riding the dang thing up and down giant hills in a damn downpour, of course.