Clear water repellents: $5 car wash with Turtle Wax. Waterproofing will last until next summer. Some UV protection and minimal mildew prevention is included, but don’t expect miracles. Woods will patina naturally, minus the splitting, warping, cupping or cracking inherent with an unprotected finish.
Wood toners: Cover-up. Similar to clear water repellent, but with a hint of hue to add a little youth to your wood. They deliver the same results but tend to last a little longer. That being said, don’t make any plans for next May.
Clear wood preservatives with UV protection: SPF 30. Often used on cedar and redwood, and traditionally oil-based, these sealants last up to two years, but come with the inherent pains of any oil-based product.
Semitransparent stains: SPF 50 with bronzer. These subtle tints allow the grain and texture of wood to shine through. The pigment itself lends protection against sun damage and adds a little splash of color where needed. Oil-based will last longer, but you may still be cleaning up when it’s time to start all over.
Solid stains: Essentially paint, with wood grain. Looks fantastic when finished and lasts long enough for you to pat yourself on the back, at least in high-traffic areas. Save the solid stains for benches and railings to add accent colors — unvarnished stains fade faster than Lindsay Lohan’s youth. If your deck has already been sullied by stain, you’re stuck with it, unless you use a deck stripper (and believe us, that’s not as fun as it sounds at all).
Now it’s time to break out the big guns. To take final care of all of those leaf outlines and that nasty spot where you dropped that burger, there’s no substitute for a pressure washer. Your choices here run the gamut, from portable electric models that give quite a bit more boost than a hose with your finger over the end of it, to gas-powered industrial brutes that would slice and cauterize that finger if you tried the same trick. Look for something with an adjustable pressure setting, a good selection of nozzles and a secondary solvent mixer (which can be used to apply the cleanser in some cases) and you should be in good shape. Again, it’s a good idea to consult the directions here and dial back the power a tad (or at least use the right bit) so it doesn’t look like you tried to laser your magnum opus into the deckboards. This isn’t like pissing into the snow. Once everything is clean and rinsed, take the rest of the day off (and tomorrow too) to let everything dry out properly — but if you’re looking to score bonus points, this is the perfect time to spray down the windows, siding, driveway and all those other jobs that wives will tell you a pressure washer can make “fun”.