
Home security means different things to different people. For some, meandering, pony-sized Rottweilers named “Killer” provide peace of mind for their family and possessions. For others, it’s a Louisville Slugger slipped under the bed frame or gates manned by donut-gorged stooges.
As a former denizen of suburbia, though, the term inspires images fueled on far less machismo and snobbery. Instead, “Home Security” in the world of sheltered souls means small alarm key pads and a posse of sensors designed to alert home owners (re: parents) to any household comings and goings. Owning one tolls the end of late night debauchery for all teenagers trapped inside. In other words, they were the handicraft of Satan himself.
Age has a way of changing one’s outlook though and now that I’ve been armed with the wherewithal to acquire my own possessions for some time, my perspective on these electronic dungeon masters has shifted. Never willing to shell out additional rent for a doorman, all that once defended my apartment from eager snatchers were two locks and a deadbolt. Things clearly needed to change. The trouble is that the majority of “Home Security” systems are exactly that. Security systems for homes.Yes, some could be tooled down for apartment installations, but like most New Yorkers, my humble abode is a rental, meaning permanent installation of anything is a no go.
“..SimpliSafe operates on the principal that when you buy a security system, you own it for life and should retain the option to transfer it if you ever move.”
Clearly, SimpliSafe understands my problems, because their product is the perfect fit for my situation. Taking full advantage of the convenience of wireless technology, SimpliSafe operates on the principal that when you buy a security system, you own it for life and should retain the option to transfer it if you ever move.
At the core of each system is a base station and keypad. The base station serves as the control center for the surrounding components and contains a siren capable of emitting 85-decibel alarm blasts. When connected to a phone line, triggering the siren simultaneously alerts the SimpliSafe emergency dispatch center of a disturbance.