The One Knife You Should Never Use to Carve a Turkey

Electric knives aren’t just unnecessary, they’re kind of gross.

white electric knifePhoto by Chandler Bondurant for Gear Patrol

Thanksgiving is full of wonderful traditions — watching football for hours on end, bickering with almost-forgotten family members, midday naps. But pulling out that old, dusty electric knife when it’s time to carve the bird not one of them.

You know the one. It has a big plastic grip and an impossibly loud electric motor. It might even come with its own weirdly formal, felt-lined storage box.

After 15 minutes of shuffling through the back of every drawer in your kitchen, you find it tucked behind the juicer. It is that useless.

white electric knife in a box
The electric knife was invented by Jerome Murray, who is also credited with the airplane boarding ramp.
Photo by Chandler Bondurant for Gear Patrol

What is an electric knife?

The electric knife was invented by one Jerome Murray, whose name you’ll also find attached to the airplane boarding ramp and a medical pump used for open-heart surgery. It is essentially two serrated blades clipped together with a motor tacked on.

It is essentially two serrated blades clipped together with a motor tacked on.

Murray’s idea was to make carving larger cuts of meat, such as whole turkeys, a simpler task. And, frankly, electric carving knives aren’t absolutely terrible at doing that one thing. During a thorough test, Cook’s Illustrated found them especially adept at keeping the crispy skin of turkey and chicken adhered to the meat.

The problem is everything else.

The problem(s) with electric knives

Between the twin blades, clip area and the space left between the bottom of the blade and the handle, an electric carver has a lot of areas for leftover grease and food residue to go uncleaned and corrode the blades (apart from just being generally disgusting).

And though turning an electric knife on acts as a sort of dinner bell, it’s ear-damaging. I tested the electric knife my family has used to carve birds for a decade and recorded a consistent sound output north of 90 decibels — which is just under concert levels of ear destruction and just above standing next to a lawnmower.

Beyond this, the electric knife is unforgiving. If you push down on the wrong area of the bird, you’ve cut through three-quarters of it before you’ve corrected course.

carving a whole turkey
Regular blades, especially long and slender ones, can bend to the anatomy of a bird better than those found on electric knives.
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The reason slicing and carving knives are longer and (typically) thinner than the other knives in the kitchen is that they need to bend a bit to accommodate the anatomy of birds, like chickens and turkeys. With electric knives, it’s extremely hit or miss.

Some, as noted in the Cook’s Illustrated rundown, are able to glide through the meat and serve up serviceable portions. Others shred and tear the meat, leaving you with stringy, uneven slices.

For your sake — and that of your turkey — just use a regular knife. As long as it’s big and sharp, it will work just fine.

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