Thanksgiving is full of wonderful traditions — watching football for hours on end, bickering with almost-forgotten family members, midday naps. But pulling out that old, dusty electric knife when it’s time to carve the bird not one of them.
You know the one. It has a big plastic grip and an impossibly loud electric motor. It might even come with its own weirdly formal, felt-lined storage box.
After 15 minutes of shuffling through the back of every drawer in your kitchen, you find it tucked behind the juicer. It is that useless.

What is an electric knife?
The electric knife was invented by one Jerome Murray, whose name you’ll also find attached to the airplane boarding ramp and a medical pump used for open-heart surgery. It is essentially two serrated blades clipped together with a motor tacked on.
It is essentially two serrated blades clipped together with a motor tacked on.