Chris Gilmore’s slurping his oil again — three strong pulls, like he’s sucking saliva off the back of his throat. We’re sitting in a courtyard surrounded by neo-Tuscan architecture, all rounded arches and calm beige stones. A fountain trickles. The sun’s slow to rise. The morning fog that creeps in from the coast to blanket the Sonoma Valley is still burning off, giving us speckled light in the summer sky. I’m cupping a cobalt blue, stemless mini-tulip glass that holds a shot’s worth of yellow liquid. Gilmore coughs, twice.
“That’s the polyphenols”, he says, referring to the antioxidants that linger at the back of the throat. He raises his glass and tells me to give it a try.
I flash back to the first beer, first cigar, and the long litany of first substances that contain some sort of excitement that what you’re about to imbibe is going to alter your understanding of the world. A bead of oil from the edge of the cup mixes with the sweat in my palm. The glass is warm. I sniff deeply, then tip back. Swirl. Slurp. Swallow. Then I breathe through the nostrils, and the silky coating of fatty oil turns to a peppery sensation that tantalizes the back of my throat. It lingers for a few seconds, then fades away. “I taste peaches,” Gilmore says.
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I taste nothing. It’s my first foray into extra virgin olive oil consumption, and the buds are untrained. I sip again, do the strippaggio — that unsexy slurping that aerates the oil and coats the taste buds — and swallow. I taste a faint hint of peaches. Gilmore rocks back in his chair. He’s got some gray hairs sprinkled at his temples, but his features are youthful and his skin holds a warm glow. He’s casual in a black V-neck, jeans, fitting attire for a miller’s life, which falls into the category of working-class aficionado, like a brewmaster or chef. It’s far from the ego found in celebrity vintners, the guys down the road selling bottles of cabernet sauvignon for $200. Gilmore sells his award-winning oils (one of which won best of show at the New York International Olive Oil Competition) for about $30 a bottle.
Two more blue tulip glasses sit on a mat, one an Arbequina, the other Picual. I set down the Ascolano, scribble down “peaches (delicate)”. Gilmore starts telling me about the Picual — which is what we’re working up to today. It’s an olive brought to California from Andalusia, Spain. Made right, it’s a delicacy. Made wrong, it reeks of cat piss. I’m in no rush to try it.