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7 Prime Day Deals We’ll Probably Buy While Drinking

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According to a survey run by Finder in February of this year, nearly a quarter of all Americans have admitted to online shopping while drunk in 2019. By their math, that means roughly $44.9 billion was spent while under the influence.

Given how this year is going, and how many great Amazon Prime Day Deals we’re coming across, our guess is that number will probably go up for 2020. Here are some picks we can’t be held responsible for throwing in our cart and smashing ‘buy’ on.

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LoveInUSA 3D Wooden Dollhouse Furniture Puzzle DIY House Room Miniature Furniture Sets Puzzle Gift for Kids

$11 $9 ($2 off)

A full dining room set? For nine bucks? Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Wayfair.

$8

Take me back.

$20 $15 ($5 off)

“GTFO” — Tyler Chin, Associate Staff Writer

let’s GOOOOOOOOOO

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OPOLAR 10000mAh Camping Lantern Clip On Fan with 22 LED Lights

$36 $29 ($7 off)

I am going to become a tik tokker.

$20 $15 ($5 off)

OK hear me out: meal-prepping breakfast and just drinking this in bed. 

$30 $21 (30% off)

This isn’t even a joke – this is just a good deal. 

$70

Living by yourself in a pandemic gets pretty lonely. It’d be nice to have a friend.