Cyber Monday Deals We’ll Buy After Too Much Eggnog

After a few cups of Eggnog, we can make an argument for any deal. Well, maybe.

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Play-Doh 24-Pack

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Remeber how much fun Play-Doh was? The thing about nostaligic items is they’re never as good as you remember them being.

Personalized Photo Blankets

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Because who doesn’t want to be kept warm by their loved ones’ faces?

Eddie Bauer XV 2.0 Suit

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On the very first day it’s snowing here in New York City, we’re bundling up for arctic vortices to come.

Bounce Pro 14-Foot Trampoline

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A trampoline with a built-in basketball hoop is the dream combo of our nine-year-old-selves.

The Comfy Sherpa Blanket Sweatshirt

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So what if we’ll only wear it once and then forget we even bought it come April.

Intex Challenger 2-Person Inflatable Kayak

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We’ll totally use this all summer long.

Saint Laurent Jimmy 2Bridle Calf-Hair Sandals

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They’re like the anti-Birkenstock Birkenstocks.

Monopoly Warhammer 40,000

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Board games of other board games are always smart buys, right?

Bounty Hunter QSI Metal Detector

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Just think of all the buried treasure we’ll find by snagging this metal detector deal.

Moog Sub Phatty Monophonic Analog Synthesizer

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We just haven’t peaked musically yet. Don’t worry, we’re gonna be famous musicians one of these days.

ButtKicker BK-GR Gamer

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A subwoofer for your chair will only add more realism to your gaming.

24-Count Electro Sharpie Pack

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24 bright colors. 24.

Coleman Cali AirJet Saluspa Inflatable Hot Tub

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It doesn’t matter that we don’t have a backyard and it would never fit in our apartment, we’ll eventually find a place for it.

BigMouth Inc. Snow Tube

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For the days we just wanna take it easy on-hill.

Yeti the Bigfoot Garden Statue

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Now everyone can know we’re Bigfoot believers.

The Original AirFort

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There are just no words for how awesome this is.

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