Humor me for a second: close your eyes, and picture The Average New Car.
If you’re like me, you probably pictured something along the lines of a Toyota Camry or Honda Accord. Maybe a Corolla or Civic, maybe a Chevy Impala or Dodge Charger — or if you’re more in tune with the SUV-friendly times, maybe something like a Honda CR-V, Toyota RAV4 or Mazda CX-5. Generally speaking, however, you’re probably picturing a vehicle from a mainstream nameplate with a price tag somewhere between $20,000 and $35,000 — or at least, a car you think would cost somewhere in there.
Whelp, guess what: the average new car right now is over $47,000.
If you just did a spit take against your screen, well, you’re not alone; I was cleaning coffee spackle off my computer for several minutes after I heard that. The reasons are myriad, but there are two main ones: a limited number of cars on the lots due to the pandemic-sparked semiconductor shortage, and Americans’ still-growing preference for full-size trucks and SUVs, which easily ring up for north of $50,000 and can go close to $90K fully-loaded. The former is temporary; the latter seems likely to be permanent.
Suffice it to say, that means our definition of what an “average new car” is needs to shift a little, at least (hopefully) temporarily. No longer are the vehicles that sit at the midpoint of the spectrum simple prolechariots; for that average price, you can now snap up a Lexus, a Mercedes-Benz, a BMW or an Audi. And after spending a few days with the new 2022 Audi S3, I’d even wager that it’s one of the best all-around cars you can drop 470 Benjamins on.
The Audi S3 is Golf R fun, but with a better badge

Beneath the Ingolstadt-penned skin of the A3 and S3 lies the same platform that makes up the bones of the new Mk8 Volkswagen Golf. While their lengths differ slightly, the Audi and the VW have the same wheelbase; the S3 shares its engine with the Golf R (the latter packs 10 extra horsepower), and both send that power to all four wheels through a seven-speed dual clutch gearbox. Unless, of course, you opt for the six-speed stick on the Vee-Dub — perhaps the biggest feature tipping the scales in the hatchback’s favor.