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This is Kind of Obsessed, a column about all the stuff our team is really, really into right now.
I’ll be the first to admit it: I’ve had a longtime crush on the Porsche 911 Turbo for as long as I’ve truly loved cars. One of the first car brochures I ever took home as a child was for the 911 lineup circa 1997; it was just as the last of the air-cooled versions segued into the runny-egg-eyed 996 generation, yet the cover boasted neither hero shot of all-new car nor outgoing icon, but rather, a closeup of the cursive font reading turbo on the pronounced flat-deck spoiler of a purple 993-gen 911 Turbo. I wore those pages as soft as the ones in a pastor’s bible, every trip into 911 land marked by first gazing upon on that holy word: turbo.
With the arrival of an all-new Porsche 911 comes yet another 911 Turbo — now four generations removed from that one whose badge I so often gazed upon. The 992-generation Porsche 911 is already larger, more powerful and more jam-packed with technology than ever before; for comparison, the basic 911 Carrera is nearly as powerful as the 911 Turbo of 2001, accelerates even harder, yet still manages to cost more than $10,000 even before you adjust for inflation.
But as anyone who’s ever heard the phrase “don’t meet your heroes” knows, nothing hurts quite like unmet expectations. And the plan for driving this new über-911 was probably not what Porsche originally planned. Social distancing guidelines having wreaked havoc on the original plans for an American first drive for the new Turbo S, but in a stroke of luck, that meant the carmaker instead sent out its European-spec cars to press fleets on both coasts for journalists to drive. In other words, I’d be getting to drive the new Turbo S not on the Zamboni-smooth asphalt of a track, but on my home turf. Any car can seem good under controlled circumstances, but how would this new Turbo withstand the crucible of New York’s wild streets?
You probably already figured this out by now, but I needn’t have worried. The 2021 Porsche 911 Turbo S is every bit as awesome — in the classic sense of the word — as its reputation would lead you to believe.
Admittedly, its spec sheet sets the bar high. Using, presumably, some combination of black-market Skunk Works technology and Hogwarts wizardry, Porsche’s engineers have managed to not only squeeze 640 horsepower and 590 pound-feet of torque from 3.8 liters of displacement, but to do so in a way that matches the carmaker’s renowned reputation for dependability and solidity. (In 2014, Road & Track took a then-new 911 Turbo to a runway to see if it could do 50 launch control sprints from 0 to 60 mph in a row. It did 61 before they had to stop because the test driver was feeling nauseous.) Doing so requires not only twin turbochargers, but direct fuel injection and an improved air intake system that sucks in fresh atmosphere through both the side scoops and the rear decklid.