While the movies vary on his exact origins, most versions of the story of Godzilla suggest its origins lie deep in the days before man. Some stories suggest he’s a dinosaur mutated by nuclear radiation; others say he was always that big and mean, and was merely awakened by the blasts of the early Atomic Age. Regardless, one common thread ties them all together: Godzilla Be Old.

I bring this up because, in automotive terms, the Nissan GT-R — which steals its nom du guerre from Japan’s best-known monster — is about as old as The Big G himself.
When it debuted in 2007, the R35 was mind-blowing. Not only was it going to be sold in America for the first time, not only did it look like a starfighter from an anime space series, but it delivered a shocking level of performance for the price. 479 horsepower and 434 pound-feet, heading to all four wheels through a dual-clutch gearbox, meant it was blasting from 0 to 60 miles per hour in 3.3 seconds back when Barack Obama was just the junior senator from Illinois. That was supercar speed then –and the GT-R delivered it at a base price of less than $80,000.

And that was just the opening salvo. The R32 had had lasted just five years before being replaced; the R33 only four. Who knows, we wondered, what sort of miraculous GT-R would be prowling the streets in, say…the year 2020?
Yeah. That one didn’t turn out like we thought.