The calendar may not say winter just yet, but the days of cold weather and long nights are finally upon us — which means snow and ice won’t be far behind. For those of us in the northern states, that means it’s time to break out one of the more distinct sets of rides in the automotive ecosystem: the winter beater.
For those not in the know, a winter beater is a second (or third, fourth, etc) car that exists solely to spare your primary vehicle the pains of the hardest season: engine-bashing cold starts, pothole- and frost heave-riddled roads, snowplows flinging ice and pebbles, and of course, the dreaded salt that leads to the automotive cancer known as rust.
A winter beater doesn’t need to be nice. It needs to be sturdy, claw its way through snow and ice (preferably when fitted with a great set of winter tires) — and above all else, cheap, so you don’t mind it getting beaten up or junking it after a few years of hard use. We riffled through the online classifieds and came up with this list of vehicles costing $8,000 or less that we’d consider parking in our driveways eight months out of the year so we could save our precious babies the wrath of winter.
2005 Audi S4 4.2 Quattro

A V8-powered AWD sport sedan fitted with a six-speed Getrag manual transmission is not what I’d call a totally advisable purchase for winter months, but you could do a hell of a lot worse than a B6-gen Audi S4. This one is stealthily dark inside and out, and features my favorite Audi wheels ever (called “Avus III”). These S4 models came with standard Recaro seats too. I haven’t driven one, but some tests saw 0-60 mph in under five seconds, which I expect would not be doable on a snowy road — though I’d be willing to try.
The chassis is said to be reasonably sporty and stiff (at best), but this generation’s V8 engine — which replaced a small twin-turbo V6 — is what makes a B6 S4 sing. Some things to note: the B6 S4 gets piss-poor mileage, and if the timing chain goes your wallet is in for a world of hurt, so before signing the check make sure you’re not hearing an under-hood rattles. — Nick Caruso