Editor’s Note: We love scouring the internet for reasons to spend money we don’t have on cars we daydream about owning, and these are our picks this week. All prices listed are bid amounts at the time of publishing.
The new 2018 Range Rover SV Coupe and the original 1970 two-door Range Rover couldn’t be more different (well, aside from the number of doors). In 1970, the Range Rover came with a plastic dash, vinyl seats, while ‘luxury’ appointments like power steering, carpeted floors and air conditioning were noticeably absent. Which made hosing down the interior after a weekend of off-roading much easier. Now imagine hosing down the soft leather and open-pore walnut and sycamore veneers in the new $295,000 two-door.
While the new Range Rover SV Coupe is most assuredly luxurious and an undoubtedly pleasant space to spend a few hours driving, it’s nice to have a four-wheeler you don’t mind scratching up a bit. So, in light of the new two-door Range Rover’s eye-watering price tag and don’t-you-dare-scratch-it paint options and interiors, we found a few classic two-door off-roaders that’d be happy to play in the dirt.
1981 Land Rover Range Rover

Mileage: 13,422
Location: Italy
What we like: This ’81 Range Rover doesn’t have the sumptuous interior of the new SV Coupe, but it’s not exactly as spartan and utilitarian as the original 1970 model. Velour upholstery, A/C and power steering put this comfy off-roader right in the Goldilocks spot.
What to look out for: Rust will always be a problem to look out for, but with this generation Range Rover, it’s imperative to check and look over the engine block. The blocks are known to crack, which can be a repair that costs more than the car itself. If you do get a perfect specimen, V8 models are incredibly needy when it comes to oil maintenance — don’t use the cheap stuff and always perform oil changes on time.
Expert opinion: “Before leaving for Michigan, we got a chance to play with our Range Rover at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. There we found that a lot of the Bigfoot-in-a-tux hyperbole that one hears about this vehicle is well deserved. We crawled up dunes, forded the Colorado River, bumped over boulders the size of large doghouses, and blasted down miles of gravel roads, and the Range Rover never once bogged down, got tippy or rattled our teeth loose. Even at 70 mph over unpaved roads, it had a remarkably smooth ride, more like a Cadillac than a dirt donk.” — Tony Assenza, Car and Driver, 1987