Other than the new Ford Bronco, perhaps no vehicle has drawn more speculation and stirred up more rumors in recent years than the new BMW M3 and M4. Joyous reports flew about that the car would offer both an old-school stick-shift version and a max-attack all-wheel-drive one, giving both purists and performance nuts a version to obsess over. Then came the more disheartening claims: the new M cars would both boast an Angry Pigs-esque front end that only a mother could love.
Well, it turns out all the rumors were true. BMW has revealed the new 2021 M3 and M4, and both vehicles offer a manual gearbox and rear-wheel-drive, a more powerful Competition variant…and a very, very odd-looking front end.
Let’s get the bad stuff out of the way: the grille. Much like the one seen on the new 4 Series, the twin kidneys that have traditionally festooned Bimmers have now grown to resemble, well, actual kidneys — albeit in oversized, abstract form. As you can see in the pictures here, the look is clearly designed to be broken up by the long, thin license plates found in Europe; how the car will look with North America’s shorter, taller plates (or even without one at all) remains to be seen. Regardless, we fully expect this to be the first M car where enthusiasts go out of their way to embrace front-mounted plates.

Once you get past the grille, however, the rest of the design is in line with what we’ve come to expect from M3s and M4s — a more aggressive interpretation of the 3 Series and 4 Series. The rear bumper sticks out in a way that’s very evocative of race cars; the wheel wheels bulge outwards to accommodate the mighty tires (275/40/18s up front come standard, as do 285/35/19 rears, but you can get wider-diameter wheels if you so choose), and the lower levels of the design all seem sculpted to help shunt air around as effectively as possible.

The M4 coupe, perhaps unsurprisingly, is more elegant from the side and rear, thanks to both its less-disrupted flanks and sweeping fastback roofline. Still, the M3’s second set of doors and more usable back seat make it the clear choice for anyone needing to ferry children, canines or cargo around with any regularity…which, we assume, is the reason many people buy it over a Corvette or Cayman.