Gear Patrol Protocol Rule #82 – Without falter, an attractive woman vouching for you to someone you are trying to hit on will make you the most compelling person in her eyes at that moment. How you get an attractive woman to vouch for you is an entirely different matter.
“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I have Dirty Harry on Blu-Ray? Well, do ya, punk?” Out this Tuesday, finally, is the complete edition of Dirty Harry on glorious Blu-Ray high definition glory.
Gear Patrol Protocol Rule #115 – Under no circumstances shall you, as a decent man, have sex with your close, curiously hot, female friend within the circle of friends. That is, unless you are an indecent man, which accounts for 99% of mankind thereby negating you of responsibility.
If you haven’t been watching “Three Sheets” on MOJO HD then you’ve been missing out on two of the greatest loves of your life, alcohol and television. “Three Sheets” follows comedian Zane Lamprey as he embarks across the globe following the local drinking customs of everyone from France to Korea.
Gear Patrol Protocol Rule #47 – When discussing stories in a bar with friends, an acceptable amount of exaggeration is no less than 10% in the spirit of adding color, but no more than 50% without being called ‘bullshit’ on. This rule applies towards men and female friends.
[click on image to enlarge] If you haven’t noticed, the Gear Patrol team appreciates top notch photography. To that effect we knew that Edward Olive would be the first to kick off the Gear Patrol Features, what we aim to be a reoccurring piece bringing you some a dose of culture and some generally thought provoking content.
The official Indiana Jones trailer is out and if there’s a movie your inner kid is excited about then this is it. Harrison Ford is back, buffed, unaged and sarcastic as ever.
Here’s what we’re reading and seeing on the web thats worth your time. Know this: AT&T Wi-Fi is now available at Starbucks.
