Anyone who plans to complete an Ironman has to be at least a little bit psycho. “Not quite right in the head”, as my old man was never known to say. For those on the road to the Ironman, the first stop is a “sprint distance” triathlon, then “olympic distance” and finally the “70.3”, which is still only half the distance of a real Ironman. These beginner triathlons, due to being less serious competitions, are typically more fun (see the Retro Tri) and still offer beautiful tours of some serious American lake shores or coastlines — considering they all have to take place near some body of water. Below is a list of shorter triathlons, for the Ironchild in training, that offer up great fitness culture, beautiful scenery and plenty of activities for your spectating fans. We end on an accessible “70.3”, the last test before before completing a true Ironman.

Rio Grand Retro Triathlon
The Retro Tri Series is designed to be approachable and fun, with participants encouraged to complete the event in their best retro garb. The race is open to anyone over 13 years old and the legs of the tri are done in reverse order, with a refreshing 400-yard swim awaiting triathletes after they complete a 3.1-mile run and 10.2-mile bike ride. April 25 for $25+

Chicago Triathlon SuperSprint
The SuperSprint is the slimmed down version of the Chicago Triathlon, consisting of a .25-mile swim, 6.2-mile bike ride and 1.6-mile run for a total of 8 miles on the shores and the water of Lake Michigan. Get winded in the Windy City. August 23 for $65

Nation’s Triathlon: Sprint
This hugely popular triathlon consists of an 800m swim, 26.5k bike ride and 5k run through the nation’s capital. The course features the best marked swimming course of any triathlon and a bike ride past national monuments and the scenic streets of DC. September 7 for $150