Left unattended, the ubiquitous coffee table quickly becomes a gatekeeper of everything from last October’s cable bill (you paid that, didn’t you?) to the feet of undisciplined friends and family. We know you run a tighter ship than most and appreciate how a well-placed read can stimulate conversations faster than a triple shot from Intelligentsia. While an iPad locked and loaded on our Fortnight of Coffee is an obvious choice, we’ve also got a crop of coffee-themed books worthy of displacing Ansel Adams or your decades-long dedication to the Maxim Hot 100. Loaded with incredible imagery, illustrations and invaluable information — all in oversized form — each of these five coffee table books about coffee is an excellent choice for the most discerning bean aficionado.

The Blue Bottle Craft of Coffee: Growing, Roasting, and Drinking, with Recipes

Famous for their elaborate and exacting pour-over brewing technique, James and Caitlin Freeman have created a coffee table companion that amplifies their obsession. The Blue Bottle Craft of Coffee offers insight into the coffee life cycle, with special attention paid to roasting and the importance of brewing methods. Explanatory illustrations and beautiful photography are found throughout along with over thirty coffee-inspired recipes to keep Pavlovians turning pages. Our pick is the Stout Coffee Cake with Pecan-Caraway Streusel for its subtle mix of pecan and caraway. Just kidding. It’s for the coffee and the beer.