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We were far away from the glitz, up in the Rocky Mountains on narrow cots in a four-corner tent steaming with campfire smoke and body odor. The bourbon brought me back down to Aspen. The night before I’d been in town nursing a hot toddy at the Ajax Tavern in The Little Nell, reluctant to leave my red-leather banquette and my drink. When I finally did, I slept in stupefying decadence — the Little Nell obtaining a mattress splendor that someone of my tax bracket rarely encounters. It was a last whiff of material comfort before plunging into the wilderness for four days.
Sometimes we wake up surprised to find ourselves in deep pockets of serenity. It’s bewildering — as if we’d just awoken to a parallel life, one which might, at any moment, disappear without a trace. It was just a night! That was all we had together. I was gone in the morning. Didn’t even stay for breakfast. I can see now I was too cavalier about it. But I never expected a homesickness. One night! And now I know she’s moved on, Little Nell, stuffing her beds with stranger after stranger.
Up there in the mountains, I looked back at the enchantment briefly glimpsed. Staying at the Little Nell felt like peeking around a corner to see how the rich really live. Which is, in a word, well. The guest rooms are sprawling, thickly carpeted havens from prying eyes, a mash of Park Avenue extravagance and high-country glamping, with gas fireplaces and downy sofas and leather armchairs. In the bathrooms are heated marble floors and spacious showers. And of course there’s the Ajax, located at the back of the hotel and the foot of Aspen Mountain, where one can idly recharge on truffle fries and Fonseca while the concierge warms your boots.
It was a last whiff of material comfort before plunging into the wilderness for four days.
This is an Aspen that a hero of mine, Hunter S. Thompson, fretted about — even loathed. In 1968, he had moved to Owl Farm in Woody Creek, seven miles down the road, attracted by the counter culture bonafides of the area as much as its beauty and isolation. He soon head-butted with Aspen’s elite, landed class, calling out a local magistrate as a “hate-infected wart on the appendix of humanity” and bemoaning the “fiendishly inflated land market…which is totally out of control.” Three years later, he ran for sheriff of Aspen on a “Freak Power” ticket, promising to legalize drugs, tear up the streets and have them sodded, but chiefly to prevent the “greedheads, land-rapers, and other human jackals” from developing Aspen. He lost by 31 votes.
Thompson knew where things were headed: the average house price in Aspen is now $4.1 million. At least 50 billionaires call the surrounding valley home (or a home). Listings of $50 million aren’t unheard of. Thompson would’ve appreciated the irony of a free real estate magazine I picked up in the airport mentioning him and his Owl Farm, which will soon become a museum run by his former wife, Anita, with weekly tours.